In honor of Lindsay deciding NOT to pose nude with her SCRAM bracelet for her new 6126 add campaign, I composed a poem in the devices honor..S is for snorting and Samantha Ronson, the beginning of the end.
C is for cabs...dear god Lindsay take one
R is for reality television, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew anyone?
A is for addict. Enough said.
M is for Mean Girls, as we will always prefer you as a chubby fire crotch.
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