Look at it this way...

Lindsay Lohan's 90 day jail sentence could set fire to her biggest lesbian love affair yet! Have you seen Samantha Ronson? Lindsay clearly likes her chicks a little rough.. Watch out cellmates-Lindsay has got to keep busy somehow

When Your Career is Over..

LeAnn Rimes you are a washed up tramp- there I said it. As if it wasn't enough to steal another woman's husband, and abandon her duties as Dean Shermet's beard, LeAnn is currently starring in Whore Tour 2010: Inappropriate PDA. I guess she really needed a new gig? This past holiday weekend, Leann and Eddie were caught in the most disgusting display of poolside affection- Leann practically thrusted on top of Eddie's son just to lock lips with her man. Is this really necessary? In front of the children? Guess your dignity has plummetted with your album sales....

I Love You BUT...

Bethanny Frankel is the cover girl this week for People. The new riveting hook? "My Baby Saved Me". BORING- I'm tired of celebrities being "saved" by normal life processes; "love saved me", "rehab saved me", "marriage saved me." We get it- you all experience life on a greater scale than the rest of us minions. On another note, I had a GREAT idea for my girl Bethanny- she should be added on as a co-host of The View! Move over Elizabeth Hasselback, Bethanny's quick whit and honesty would REALLY stir up the round table-how about it?